Writing Blitz – for When You Need to Get Shit Done!

3/18/2019

It’s crunch time. You’re behind on your writing. You don’t know how it happened but everything just piled up on you at once, and your writing has paid the price by being placed on the back-burner of life’s other priorities. We’ve all been there, and it sucks. What can you do when you’ve fallen that far behind?

A writing blitz! Buckle your seatbelts, bitches, cause you’re gonna write SO GOD DAMN HARD!!

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Why I Don’t Suffer From Writer’s Block

3/4/2019

The bane of every writer’s existence is writer’s block, but what is it? Google defines it as:

the condition of being unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing.

Some argue there are many different types of writer’s block, but for the sake of this post, I’m going to be referring exclusively to the above definition as it pertains to myself.

Put simply; it doesn’t bother me.

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A Literary Analysis of Manowar’s Gods of War 2007 Album

2/18/2019

Fun fact. I am a 2nd generation metal-head. My father raised me on metal, and my musical tastes are very much a part of who I am as a person. Another thing my father raised me on, was dragons. Some parents teach their young children to draw stick figure people, or flowers, or suns with happy faces. My dad taught me how to draw fire-breathing dragons. I grew up in the 80s when high-fantasy movies were quite popular, and thanks to my dad, these are the movies I grew up watching. I was, and still am, obsessed with dragons (and all things High-Fantasy). I’ve always had a love and appreciation for metal thanks to my upbringing, primarily Thrash Metal, but it wasn’t until I was a bit older that I discovered that my two greatest loves in life actually came together.

Fantasy story-telling + Heavy Metal = Power Metal!

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Author Self-Insert Fiction – It’s Bad and You Should Stop

2/4/2019

If there is anything I hate, HATE, HAAATE that writers do – it’s inserting themselves into their fiction. You’re not being cleaver. You’re not being sneaky. You’re not fooling anyone. I see exactly what you’re doing.

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J’s Self-Editing Guide

1/21/2019

So you just finished that manuscript you’ve been working on, and it’s anywhere between 80,000 and 130,000 words. Editing such a large body of written work is quite a task, which is why you need to hire an editor.

Except, in reality, a good editor is very expensive, and a lot of small-time writers can’t afford to pay $600-3000 for a professional editor. (These are averages based on editors with credentials who accept work between 80-130k words.) There are those willing to work for less, but you risk getting what you pay for.

For most poor starving writers, dishing out that kind of cash for professional help is just not within their means, and many of us find that we have to go it alone. If you are one such writer, who has to be a do-it-yourselfer when it comes to editing, there are a lot of ways for you to be a better and more thorough self-editor.

So sit back and let the J share her guide to self-editing!

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